Things my dog ate: The prophylactic edition

"Please tell me this isn't the first time you've heard this?"

That was what I said when I called our local emergency veterinarian to ask what to do when Sophia ate a condom.

Thankfully Sophia is not the first dog to think a prophylactic would make a great snack. Unfortunately it's not something that moves through the digestive system very easily.

One tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide and 15 minutes later my bathroom floor was covered in vomit. I really just don't know what was the most disgusting part about the whole experience, trying to pull a condom out of her mouth before she swallowed it, sifting through her puke to make sure it all came out or cleaning up the multiple piles of barf when it was all done.

But Sophia is fine now and is cuddling with me on the couch. I'm sure she'll be back to her normal, inquisitive self by morning.